Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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