I must be too annoying 4 u.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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