Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
