You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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