why didn't you poke me back
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
A+ Viking dick
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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