worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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