Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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