Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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