As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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