I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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