I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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