i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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