he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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