I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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