You're my little dorito
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Randomize
