i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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