he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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