I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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