Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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