Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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