Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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