Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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