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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(303): View more from Colorado

Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.

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(562): View more from California

tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will

(714): View more from California

and a girl gets the red ring of death every month

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(716): View more from New York

angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up

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(251): View more from Alabama

Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his

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(301): View more from Maryland

We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.

(575): View more from New Mexico

Where else would I get life advice?

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(727): View more from Florida

As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive

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