Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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