i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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