with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found your dick twin last night
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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