she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Two words: blizzard sex
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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