North Korea, Best Korea!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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