woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize