sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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