Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My day in three words: secret purse cake
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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