the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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