HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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