So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Randomize
