Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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