Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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