It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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