Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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