oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My dick has a subreddit
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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