How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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