he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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