It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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