And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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