Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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