Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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