i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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