I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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