I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Randomize