i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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