So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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