They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
