We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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