U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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