its not stalking. its research.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Operation Purity has been aborted
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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