I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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